December 07, 2005
Dooce is weer goed vandaag
Three minutes later, though, she threw Elmo over the side in protest and began yelling. Official Armstrong Nap Policy dictates that persons must remain in the napping position for at least an hour even if those persons are not sleeping — it’s the first clause underneath Section IV. MAMA IS AN OGRE — so I left her there. Ooooh, can you hear the hate mail being written? The sweet, sweet sound of panties wadding up in a flare of indignation! I guarantee that it will be filled with the use of multiple punctuation marks and some variation on this theme: Why did you have a child if all you were going to do was abandon her?
Duh. Tax deduction!
Hier.
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"I was playing this game of chicken with our tax deduction"
Beautiful!
Posted by: Patrick Ahles at December 7, 2005 11:36 AM